you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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