his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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