I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
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