your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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