Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
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