just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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