You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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