youre lurking in front of me
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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