Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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