Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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