You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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