garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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