The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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