Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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