GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
zippers are such a cool invention
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
