i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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