I can tuck mytits in my pants
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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