Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Im part way to drunk.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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