It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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