I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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