question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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