this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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