HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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