She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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