Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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