Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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