If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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