we're blogging at a bar
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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