The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
The adults are the big ones right?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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