so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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