i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
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