We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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