What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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