I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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