he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I skipped work to stalk him.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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