i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
