eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Just puked most of my soul out..
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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