I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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