People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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