question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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