Why are handjobs necessary in class?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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