hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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