I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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