i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Man, jail baloney is awful.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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