do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
