Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Randomize
