i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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