Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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