its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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