the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
my being single is dangerous.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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