school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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