wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
no, he came in my armpit
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
