On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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