I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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